Saturday, June 11, 2005

Being a Woman

It’s not easy being a woman. They must experience many painful periods in their life. First is menstruation. Some women feel hurt when they have menstruation. Second is pregnancy. For 9 months few days they must carry a baby in their stomach. Sometimes they feel so much pain like I do. I feel pain on the right side of my stomach especially to stand up after sitting down or laying in bed. Sometimes I must drag both of my legs to walk. Yesterday I went to the hospital because the head of my baby still up. It supposed to be down after 37 weeks of pregnancy. So they tried to turn her and they succeeded but the pain I feel was unbearable. The last is giving birth. It doesn’t mean that I complain being a woman. Truth is not at all. I’m happy being a woman especially after seeing the face of my baby when she was born. No words can describe the happiness I felt. But sometimes men can’t understand that being a woman is not easy. Many men don’t care and breaks many of women’s heart by cheating, betrayed or having an affair with other woman even though the girlfriend or wife has treated them very well and loyal to them. Anyway, that’s life. And sometimes life is not fair but we must accept it.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Three Virgin Daughters

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop”. Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for British Airways. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted...